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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

LOL !!!!

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i liked dat pic when i first i saw and gave a thought 2 it ....hey i also do that sometimes .......ummmmmmm lemme correct myself actually everytime...lol...:P.....


ya every guy does that.......i m not married like sachin.....his days are over but mine have just started,so i must enjoy peeking in each and every gap i can luk through ....lol...:P.....

in delhi, girls even in winters wear sphagettis or tops wid no sweaters or jackets.....dont they feel cold ?? how do they protect themselves???

but here comes aadi.....he knows the answer,he says "mate they have got internal heating system that runs on fuel and keeps on burning cuz they are hot !!!!".........yeah yeah delhi girls are too hot to handle!!!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

internals....!!!!

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me : oye!...have u started yet..??


aadi : not yet....u??

me : same yaar....m just fucked up wid dat girl......

aadi : who ??

me : abe yaar ankita....!!

aadi : wat hapnd??

me : she calls me everday. she says she loves me and wants to talk to her parents about me...

aadi : wat d fuck....do u really???

me : fuck me!!!.....no way...i din sign up for dis.i never expected she will go that far......we guys have just started talking and ...an.... a....shit man.....u got to help me!!!

thats how d day full of shits started.....

ashu : abe sale agle hafte se internals hai....( from next week we are having internals)

me : to....??...nachu...??....who cares. dude we got 1 week!!!...thats more den enuf......

( we guys never started studying 2 days before aur asli me fatna starts d nyt just before 1st exam)

aadi : fuck man!!...i havnt touched even a single book.....i m so dead!!

me : relax yaar....lets go to GIP...lets watch some laser treated legs,dat will be fun....

( awwwww GIP....datz a heavenly mall man. average rating has always been more than 6.
the real beauties come here and i just love ogling @ them....

most of them prefer mini skirts,may be the weather is too hot....hey wait...GIP is fully airconditioned!!!!......no the main reason is,when they  want to make it up its easy to get rid of it ,just throw it away....:P... thanx to preity zinta from kal ho na ho.....!!! )

aadi : hey look at this....

me : ya ya i am always looking at them.....

aadi : hahahhaa........naah...i am talking about her,i guess she is not wearing any bra....dey are just flying like balloons!!!

me : hahahhaha........here we go.........aadi is back!!!!

( hey what are you thinking.......we just appreciate beauties........GOD's creation and btw woman is the most beautiful creature on earth,so we got to appreciate for the way they look,for their dresses.....however ncr girls may or may not wear lingerie....that gives us the advantage of peeking inside their sphagetis......)

you know the best thing about malls....always go to standard showrooms,especially adidas,levi's...
i ususally prefer adidas.....it happened with me in ansal plaza,south delhi.......i was changing my t-shirt....thanx to dad he brought me an S sized one.....
wow....i saw a ravishingly hot lady there,checking out some socks sort of things...m not sure...may be thongs...whatever......
but as soon as she bowed to take another piece......ooooooooo.........her low jeans slipped a bit lower,and i could see the deep deep valley b/w the mountains.......wow!!...she was so whiteeee....
that was amazing.....!!!!!

fun inside campus.....

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aadi :  hey u got some of dem....


akki : ya i have......around 80 GB....

aadi : 80 GB!!!!!!.....wat d fuk.....wat u do wid all dese....??

akki : wat u gonna do after i give u ....??

aadi : hahahaha......okkkk.....:)

i guess u have got what i m talking about......:P

we just roam around campus,discussing who dig whom stuffs.......and who is seeing whom....smtyms bitching d girls showing attitude to any of us.....

aadi : hey buddy....whos dat girl...??.......nice ass huh!!!

me : ya she is neha....( although i was seeing for d 1st tym)

aadi : woooooo....u knw her?

me : y....ya....ya i do....( lying is always tuf)

aadi : she looks gr8t...

me : ya....lets call her sweet neha......as in SNEHA....

aadi : ya ..whatever....

ankur : hi fellows....

aadi : hey mate....have  u seen dat girl before...??

ankur : ya a 3rd yr ec girl...her name is SNEHA

oh datz gr8t.......i accidently got d name correct....abhi u r  genius....

aadi : hey i wanna talk 2 her......

ankur : hey she is all mine.....( very serious)

me : u r talking like as if she is ur gf....

ankur : not yet but wud be soon......

aadi : forget it mate......i m also into dis competition.....(he is a dashing guy ....but gets frusty smtyms)

ankur : ok lets c......

ankur left....

until i cleared XIIth  i din knw what exactly porn is.....durin d break of 1 yr for my entrance preparations....a guy showd some bunch of guys including me d video of dat DPS girl.....nice one to start wid.....she lukd so desperate!!!!

hostelers have it all right from bikin destinations to playboy magazines......girls too use net scanner n  ask their guys 2 give dem some.....everbody loves porn,dere is nthng to be ashamed of......latest buzz among d guys...savitabhabhi.com......even a 14yr old kid loves watchng dat site......

placement was d reason behind joining JSS,everbody wants 2 have atleast 1 job even before they leave college.......datz y i joined too.......but watz d use,i fucked up everything......!!!!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

welcome engineers......

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i am an engineer who takes 1100 bucks from his dad for MBA CAT form and buys a LEVI'S jeans with them......so its gonna be a joyride boys......full on masti and we will talk everything ranging from sphagettis to sarees and the transformation from a seedha sadha nerdy guy to  becoming a STUDD.....!!!!


i will tell you how it feels when you see your best friend hitting on your girl....

why we guys like staring others dolls while holding hers @ the same time....

i ll tell you what happens when you brush aside a hot lady's assets.......and guess what she apologises for that instead of me.....( i dont mind.......can we do that again........oooooo pleaseeeeee!!!!!!)

dis is going to be my own self made blogistaan......welcoming you all.......:P